custard doughnuts

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Why do you want to make our lives so unnecessarily complicated and miserable?

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Here is a simple guide to what I am looking for when I stumble across your website at half past six while trying to remember how much flour to put into toad in the hole.

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At long last I've finally managed to watch Avengers: Endgame, and all the movies that preceded it, and I wanted to say thank you.

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I write regarding the obvious overspend and clear inefficiencies of the Special Delivery Service operating from the Pencaster Mail Centre, and the professional conduct of Postman Pat Clifton.

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I'm frustrated, I'm angry, I'm sleep deprived, and it's your fault.

Yes, another Windows update has happened.