custard doughnuts

Dear motorway service designers,

Why do you want to make our lives so unnecessarily complicated and miserable?

I saw an advert for McDonald's recently that made some comparisons between their prices and some other things you could spend the same amount of money on. Unfortunately, I think someone in their marketing department needs a calculator.

Dear recipe website authors,

Here is a simple guide to what I am looking for when I stumble across your website at half past six while trying to remember how much flour to put into toad in the hole.

In which I get out, get sick and don't get anything else at all, frankly.

In which I remain calm and composed about the complexity involved in DAMMIT HOW HARD IS IT TO BUY A DECENT KEYBOARD

I wanted to write a balanced review of this (admittedly 3 year old) game, drawing comparison with past versions and trying to convey how much I both enjoy and am disappointed by these games.

But then I played it again and decided to just write down everything that's wrong with it instead. Traveller's Tales, take note.