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Following the dwindling of the re-ignition of the Star Wars franchise at the hands of Disney, it's been announced that clearly-killed-off-several-movies-ago character Emperor Palpatine will return in the upcoming Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.

But what other unexpected/shocking/desperate character reappearances will there be? We here at custard towers can exclusively reveal the details.

By popular demand, here find included a list of more movies that are drastically altered if you add one letter to their title.

Sometime last year I wondered aloud whether spending several hundred thousand pounds on a supercar was actually worth it. It was a genuine question - apart from watching Top Gear, my only frame of reference is I once hired an Audi A5 to drive to a wedding.

So, probably worth giving it a try to see?

I just saw Solo: A Star Wars story and enjoyed it. Like Rogue One, it managed to take a relatively obscure part of the background to the original movies and make a pretty interesting story out of it. However, having now watched both of these films, I think I've figured out Disney's formula for making them.

Potentially spoiler-y stuff follows.

In which I complain about advertising, solve a long-standing problem with my media player, draft an exhaustive list of quality movie sequels, and try out a few jokes. Onward!

Dear Amazon,

Please don't close Lovefilm down.

Yes, it many ways it was archaic, inefficient and probably not very profitable. Yes, it was literally written as LOVEFiLM and navigating the homepage without the mouse triggering those popups and making the screen jump to the wrong place was a frustrating affair, but please don't close it down.

I don't have another way of watching movies.