Terms and conditions
And now for the dull stuff. These terms and conditions apply to the site (custarddoughnuts.co.uk) and any sub sites.
Copyright
I wrote this site and all the stuff on it, unless otherwise stated. If you like something here, please link to it. If you're going to use something I've written, please let me know or at least acknowledge me.
Everything is provided on an 'as is' basis and I'm not responsible for anything that happens as a result of you accessing the site or using any material from it.
Website cookie policy
This site uses Google Analytics to record visits to pages, which sets a couple of cookies, but the site itself doesn't set any other cookies. If it did, they would be for entirely sensible, helpful and not at all dodgy reasons. They would in no way limit your privacy or harm your personal human rights. They wouldn't swear, shout, or make loud noise after 10pm. They would be thoughtful and considerate. Their friends would describe them as introverted and bookish. They would never plan to overthrow the government.
Our cookies would always remember mothering Sunday and take great care not to tread on snails or other defenceless creatures. They would, given the chance, collaborate to produce a short written volume of thought provoking poems on the subject of loss, and make it freely available to download in an accessible format. They would be health conscious and eat well.
Our cookies would not be the malicious kind that store data about you and then pass it on to third parties without your knowledge or consent. The very idea of that would offend them. They mutter to themselves late at night sometimes about the lack of a cookie banner, which would be a totally useful and not at all annoyingly pointless thing for this site to have, but they soon go quiet about it. They know what's good for them.
On that subject, our cookies think government should definitely have a direct hand in regulating the internet, since they know so much more about it than the rest of us, and can totally be trusted to be entirely impartial and not be swayed by corporate interests or anything. Our cookies await with anticipation the next round of thrilling legislation. Perhaps a government built browser will be mandated, they whisper among themselves in excitement.
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