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An open letter to all my utility companies

Dear utility company,

Because you're such a valued utility supplier, we your customers would like to make you a special, limited time offer. For only minus the cost of a letter and/or phone call to each of your customers up to several times a year, we can offer you a fully not-annoyed by unrequested interruptions customer base, representing a possible saving of hundreds of thousands of pounds per year, depending on how much junk mail you send out and how many unsolicited phone calls you make.

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An open letter to project managers and account managers

Often people are required to do things they're not experienced at doing or haven't been trained to do. One of those things is software testing, which requires no knowledge or experience to do, but requires plenty of knowledge and experience to do properly.

On behalf of all software developers everywhere, I would like to say the following.

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