Cat is elusive and rarely seen around house. When cat is discovered, immediately pretends to be 'sleeping'.
Cat does not seem sociable with other cats and may fight for territory.
Cat takes great interest in mechanical devices such as can openers, televisions, power drills.
Cat is caught looking at Russian nuclear silo sites on eBay.
Cat does not respond to questions about giant laser weapon recently constructed on back lawn.
Cat's henchmen move into spare room and begin redecorating.
Cat takes catfood, can opener and giant laser and moves to secret offshore volcano lair.
Cat is spotted on news threatening world governments.
Men in suits call at house and ask whereabouts of cat.